Hello everyone and welcome back to my blog. Thanks for reading. Last week I posted Part 1 of my Arrested Development script I just recently started working on again. I’m going to try and continue posting one part every Thursday. So enjoy part 2 and check back in next week for part 3.
Alright everyone just calm down
Gob Re-enters with FRANKLIN, his African American puppet.
Who ya tellin to calm down, cracker?!
SUPER: FRANKLIN DELANO BLUTH: PUPPET
This is Franklin, Gob’s puppet and legally adopted son.
Oh, hey Franklin.
Give me a smooch, my Brother
Gob swoops Franklin in to give Michael a kiss, Michael avoids it.
(to George Michael)
What about you.
Once again Gob swoops in to kiss. George Michael avoids him.
I guess no one wants to show this puppet no love.
Gob sets down Franklin. Michael looks around the room.
What is Steve Holt doing here?
(standing up and raising his arms)
CLOSE-UP: STEVE HOLT
SUPER: STEVE HOLT: JOCK/GOB’S REAL SON
This is Steve Holt. Gob’s illegitimate son
and Michael’s nephew.
He’s my son Michael. Or did you forget that.
No I didn’t forget that. Hi Steve.
CLOSE UP: LINDSAY
FREEZE FRAME ON LINDSAY
This is Michael’s adopted sister, Lindsay.
SUPER: LINDSAY BLUTH: ADOPTED SISTER/”ACTIVIST”
Lindsay? What are you doing here?
You’re my family no matter what my birth certificate says.
That’s very noble of you.
(kind of flirty)
Really, you think so.
Michael looks around and notices Tobias isn’t there
Where’s your husband?
(emphasis on ex)
Ex- husband and who knows
EXT. BLUTH MODEL HOME-ESTABLISHING
After being dumped by Lindsay, Tobias was now living at the abandoned Bluth Model Home…
INT. BLUTH MODEL HOME- BATHROOM
A slightly plump Tobias with a scraggly beard and wearing cutoffs is sitting in the shower with the water running and he is weeping loudly. In the background a realtor is showing a family around the house. They enter the bathroom.
…which was currently being sold.
And this of course is the bathroom…
The realtor notices Tobias
…Which is currently being used.
The Realtor ushers the family out of the bathroom, closing the door behind them.
Let’s go downstairs and get some cookies.
CUT BACK TO:
(cuddling up to Carl Weathers)
I’m with Carl now.
Lindsay had begun dating her ex- husband’s former acting coach, Carl Weathers, after a chance meeting at a bar.
INT. GOTHIC CASTLE BAR- NIGHT
Carl Weathers is sitting at the bar talking with the bartender when Lindsay enters and approaches the bar.
Can I get a gin and tonic?
Coming right up.
(noticing Carl at the Bar)
Hey, aren’t you Carl Weathers?
Yes, I am.
You were my husband’s acting coach.
So, you’re James’ wife
No, Tobias’. Actually I should say ex wife, we just recently got divorced.
Well, I was just going to get a stew going…
(attempting to be sexy)
Do you want to get a stew on with me?
Sure, but we have to go to the supermarket to get some potatoes first.
Here’s your drink miss.
The Bartender hands Lindsay her drink which she downs quickly.
Carl and Lindsay exit
CUT BACK TO:
To Be Continued…