He’s really wonderful.
I’m really just here for the bacon.
There is a plate of bacon on the coffee table. Carl picks up a particularly crunchy piece and takes a bite
Yeah, he’s just wonderful.
Michael’s Aunt Susie and her son Larry get up to greet Michael, George Senior, and George Michael,
Michael, I haven’t seen you in forever.
CLOSE UP: SUSIE
This is Michael’s Aunt Susie.
SUPER: SUSAN “SUSIE” CARLON:RETIRED LUNCH LADY
She notices George Michael standing behind Michael
And who is this?
Aunt Susie, you remember my son George Michael.
(pinching George Michael’s cheek)
Oh yes. How old are you now, 13?
Actually I’m 20.
Oh yes, a big boy.
(turning to George Senior)
George, I see you’re still as bald as ever
And I see your still as old as ever.
(extending his hand out to Larry for a handshake)
This is Michael’s cousin Larry.
SUPER: LAWRENCE “LARRY” CARLON: MOMMA’S BOY
Larry just stands there not doing anything, looking a little uneasy
Oh, he won’t shake your hand, he’s afraid of the germs.
(to his siblings)
I’m surprised we still have the penthouse; I thought you guys would have gotten rid of it after mom went to prison.
Oh no. Me, Buster and Gob have been living here. We couldn’t let this place go.
Yeah, I had to move in when you took the yacht.
Why couldn’t you just live in the Model Home?
Oh, we’re selling that to help pay for the penthouse
But how can you afford it.
We do have jobs, Michael!
I opened a prosthetic shop with J. Walter Weatherman.
After Michael left his sibling had all gone off into the world and gotten jobs. Michael’s younger brother Buster had partnered with J. Walter Weatherman, a former Bluth Company employee who lost an arm in a construction accident to open a prostethic store after losing his second hand in a seal attack.
INSERT- STOCK- BUSTER’S 2ND SEAL ATTACK FROM DEVELOPMENT ARRESTED
INSERT- PICTURE OF BUSTER AND J. WALTER WEATHERMAN IN FRONT OF THEIR PROSTHETICS STORE A SIGN IN THE WINDOW READs “BUY ONE HAND, GET ONE FREE.”
They are very successful
Yeah, I’ve been doing my illusions…
INT. GOTHIC CASTLE MAGIC PARLOR- NIGHT
SUPER: 2 DAYS EARLIER
An audience has gathered and is waiting for Gob to begin his magic show.
(mispronouncing Gob’s name)
Ladies and Gentlemen, a magician named Gob
Gob and Steve come on stage from the right and begin to dance to Final Countdown which plays in the background. Gob attempts to light a fireball using the lighter up his sleeve but it is a dud.
(struggling with the lighter)
Why won’t this thing light.
The Crowd boos
MAN IN AUDIENCE (O.S.)
Gob kneels down in front of the first row and begins fiddling with the lighter. He gets it to light.
A spark from his lighter accidental sets a woman in the 1st row’s hair on fire. She starts to scream.
WOMAN IN AUDIENCE
MY HAIR’S ON FIRE!
Gob and Steve slowly slink off stage.
MAN IN AUDIENCE (O.S.)
Somebody throw their beer on her
It wasn’t going so well.
To Be Continued…