And now the continuing story of my attempt to write an Arrested Development movie…
INT. – PENTHOUSE- DINING ROOM – DAY
SUPER: A FEW MINUTES LATER
Gob and Steve are sitting at the dining room table. A slim, attractive KITTY, wearing a red dress, enters
Later, Gob was teaching his son about women.
Gob walks towards kitty.
Oh hey Gob.
(staring at Kitty’s cleavage)
Nice cans. Have they always been that big?
Oh, you pig!
Kitty slaps Gob. She walks away then turns around. As she turns around she pulls down the front of her dress to reveal her breasts
Oh and say good-bye to these!
(yelling, to Kitty as she walks away.)
Hey I was giving you a compliment, come on!
EVE HOLT ENTERS she approaches Gob and slaps him.
What the hell was that!
I want my son back.
Steve. Don’t you remember?
Momma what are you doing here?
I’m here to get you away this bad influence.
But mom I love dad. I don’t want to leave.
I love you too son.
They hug. Eve grabs Steve’s ear and starts to pulls him away.
You’re coming with me. Now!
Wait, you can’t take him.
Really? What are you going to do about it?
That’s what I thought. Come on Steve.
Steve and Eve leave. GOB’S WIFE ENTERS and approaches Gob.
No I don’t, Should I?
Yes, I’m your wife.
Yes. And I want a divorce.
She slaps Gob.
(holding his cheek)
What was that for?
For not remembering me.
Gob’s wife exits.
Oh Come on, I can’t remember every wife I’ve had.
INT. – PENTHOUSE-LIVING ROOM
Michael is getting punch when he runs into JIM AND CAROL MILLER: his dead wife’s parents..
At the punch bowl Michael also ran into some familiar faces.
Jim? Carol? What are you two doing here?
We came to pay our respects.
Really? You didn’t have to do that.
We thought it was the right thing to do.
George Michael enters and starts to get some punch.
(beckoning George Michael over)
George Michael, come here. You remember your other grandparents, don’t you?
Yeah I think I do. Hello.
You killed my daughter.
INT. PENTHOUSE-DINING ROOM
SUPER: A FEW SECONDS LATER
Jim has Michael on the punch table and is choking him. Carol is trying to stop him and George Michael looks a little shocked.
You killed my daughter!
(trying to pry Jim off Michael)
Jim stop it, stop it Jim.
The doctors said she only a 25% chance of living, I had to pull the plug.
(sadness in his voice)
You should have saved her!
There was nothing I could do.
Yes there was.
Ice rushes in from the kitchen to break up the skirmish as guests and the rest of the Bluth family gravitate towards the scene. He manages to pry Jim from Michael.
I think it’s best you leave.
Jim and Carol leave. The crowd disperses except for the Bluths
(coming over to see if Michael’s alright)
What was that about?
I guess Jim still thinks I killed his daughter
INT. – PENTHOUSE-KITCHEN
Buster is standing in the buffet line in the kitchen when LUCILLE AUSTERO and STAN SITWELL enter.
Like his brothers Michael and Gob, Buster ran into a former girlfriend.
Oh hey Lucille 2, Mr. Sitwell.
Hey son, sorry to hear about your mother.
Stan pats Buster on the shoulder.
We just got married
She shows Buster her ring and she and Stan share a smile.
(starting to freak out)
Oh really, congratulations.
Buster, are you sure you’re ok?
Yes of course.
Are you sure?
So first you steal my family’s business, now you steal my woman.
What did you say?
You heard me.
BUSTER ATTACKS STAN
Buster, stop it.
She’s my women!
Buster gets off Stan with an eyebrow in his mouth which he spits out.
Look Buster, Stan and I are married now, if you can’t deal with it maybe we should just leave.
LUCILLE 2 and STAN exit. Kitty enters
That was rough.
Hey, former Bluth Company Secretary
(noticing how attractive Kitty is)
Oh my god, you look beautiful.
You really think so.
Buster and Kitty approach each other slowly, looking into each other’s eyes. Buster and Kitty both remove their glasses and set them down. Buster grabs Kitty and they begin to passionately kiss, but awkwardly. They move into the pantry where Buster closes the door behind them. George Senior enters the kitchen and opens the pantry to get something.
Buster and Kitty stop kissing.
(startled by George Senior)
Oscar, who had heard Buster’s “Dad?!” pops his head in.
He was talking to me.
(stumbling over his words)
Oh… Yeah… I got confused.
Confused? What are you, high?
Now that you mention it, does anyone have any weed?
Stan Sitwell who had overheard the conversation pokes his head in.
Everyone gives Stan a confused look.
Oh, it’s medicinal.
I’m sure it is. Damn Hippies
To Be Continued…